Not your everyday RSVP...

This is gold.

*Public park? Are you insane? What if it rains? What if birds poop on us? What if some street person urinates on Jordan’s leg, or wants some of the party food (yech!), or threatens us with an AIDS-infested blood-filled hypodermic? What if polar melt forces us on to high ground? Do we save the bride or the booze? You better think this through. It’s not to late to move the entire event to Aisle 6 at Fairfield Thrifty’s. Or how about a Starbuck’s wedding?*

Answers...

Yes.
Absolutely.
Um that would suck better bring a brolly.
Dual use for that brolly.
A photographer couldn't ask for a better shot.
AIDS would be bad. VERY VERY BAD.
Climb one of the statues?
The booze of course.
I think that's the freezer aisle.
Starbucks said no.